DEREALITY CORP


 HAPPY= NEW YEAR "2000"! 

Remember 2 turn off you're computer before midnight on 31st December 1999!!!

Welcome 2 DEREALITY CorP on da World Wide Web!!!

DEREALITY is a [[EXCLUSIVE]] clothing brand Cre8ted by LifeForm KR-3-1N, but U can call me Cretin :-)

Sooo i heard that planetary ID #237-B aka [[EARTH]] was real BIG on buying !!!! So aftuer my prison vessel crashd here in Nineteen Ninety Seven I thoughth I would try to fit in a bit more by settign up my iown company and selling the happy earth peoplz sum clothes!!!

A lots of peoplez i talking to Said that this was "consumerism" but Im dont mind!!! Captialsm is an AWESOME system that has worked in all the galaxy for yearz !!!. BUY !!! !BUY !!!!!

THE STORE .,.. OPENS SOON ... COMING SOON... .. STAY TUNED !!!


DEREALITY is an apparel brand created and operated by PAJAMALAND. This page is a temporary placeholder as we set up our storefront.